The variety of ways one or more of my children can sabotage an otherwise lovely photo:
And my personal favorite…
Payne had a little birthday party for his school friends yesterday.
I ordered him a grocery store cake a couple of weeks ago.
Last weekend, he swan dove off of a skateboard and did this to himself:
We had to go to the dentist (his teeth are fine), get his glasses fixed, it was quite the tumble.
He’s much improved now:
Yesterday, I picked up his cake:
And then I had a giggle fit in Costco.
I was pulling some bloomers onto G this morning and said “There. Now you won’t be flashing your panties all over church.”
She was quiet for a bit.
Then she said “Mommy, panties don’t have flash lights.”
I was all “No they don’t.” and thought “what the eff” to myself.
Then she piped up “If there are no flashlights in my panties, how can I flash my panties all over church?!”
And then I died….on the church steps.