Little miss comedic relief.

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She’s a character, to put it mildly.

She makes us laugh with her stream of consciousness babble about twelve times a day.

Example from our car ride this morning:

“If that bird comes and picks me up and puts me in a tree you have to come help me. OKAY?! I will yell for my brudder, and Daddy and you, and you will save me. If I climb up into a tree and get in that bird’s nest I will cry for you in case my butt gets stucked by a branch.”

Payne’s Valentine’s Education.

He made these at school.

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Yup. That happened.

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(Sniffle)

And he was telling me today that he loves everyone “firty nine”.

It went something like “I love Daddy firty nine and you firty nine and Genevieve firty nine and all of my friends firty nine, except for *bleep*” (classmate’s name removed in order to protect the identity of the accused).

“I love *bleep* one.”